Post by socky on Oct 14, 2007 15:30:08 GMT -4
Let´s bring this back, we still have some way to go to 100 ;D:
1. He beat the crap out of Ben
2. He cries every Wednesday (in the US at least).
3. he is so eextremely unsexy
4. Jack faces!
5. Can never make up his mind about anything.
6. That beard at the end of S3!!!!
7. He put a hole in Ben's kidney (we shall conveniently overlook the whole removing tumor thing)
8. There is no way on earth he could look anywhere as sexy as Ben in those PJ's- benny rules the PJ's all stores should have him as their PJ pin-up
9.hes the worst leader ever!
10. Jack has way too many flashbacks
11.he´s so extremly arrogant but has no reason to be that arrogant at all
12. The producers are so Jack enamored that they thought we needed to hear his basic flashback story about 10 more times.
13. He yells a lot
14. He shoots people.
15. He's a cry baby
16. He tries to catch flies in his mouth
17. He's just goddam crazy
18. He points guns a lot
19. He cries even more
20. He's an alcoholic.
21. His tattoes were not worth a whole episode.
22. He failed anger management training
23. He wastes the battery power by over use of walkie talkies
24. He doesn't like to share. "That walkie talkie is mine - you can't have it"
25. His relationship with women suck.
26. His bedside manners are terrible.
27. He may be a great spinal surgeon, but he is a lousy doctor. He never recognized that Charlie had an addiction. Locke did.
28. He created a nonexistant Army and left the castaways in jeopardy with the Others.
29. His chest hair just doesn't cut the mustard compared to Ben ;D
30. No matter how long they stay at the beach and cannot get to a barber, his beard never grows much longer (except when he moves back to LA), and his hair never grows. The man has a Peter Pan clomplex.
31. His paranoia about his father having an affair with his ex wife drove dear old Dad back to the bottle- which led to him screwing up that surgery in Season 1 in the first place, which led to him losing his job and dying. And if the original Dr Shephard is in fact still alive on the island or some kind of Jacob, then every rotten thing he does from then on in is on Jack as well. Way to go.
32. He smells. Remember? His pre-wife Sarah said so post-op, and he had taken a shower. Kate noticed. It's only a matter of time for Juliet to catch a whiff. Thank goodness we don't have smell-o-vision. Sorry, just had to put that out there.
33. He is selfish and wants to get of the island so desperately that he even scarifies 3 of his friends (Sayid, Bernard, Jin) for his personal goal.
1. He beat the crap out of Ben
2. He cries every Wednesday (in the US at least).
3. he is so eextremely unsexy
4. Jack faces!
5. Can never make up his mind about anything.
6. That beard at the end of S3!!!!
7. He put a hole in Ben's kidney (we shall conveniently overlook the whole removing tumor thing)
8. There is no way on earth he could look anywhere as sexy as Ben in those PJ's- benny rules the PJ's all stores should have him as their PJ pin-up
9.hes the worst leader ever!
10. Jack has way too many flashbacks
11.he´s so extremly arrogant but has no reason to be that arrogant at all
12. The producers are so Jack enamored that they thought we needed to hear his basic flashback story about 10 more times.
13. He yells a lot
14. He shoots people.
15. He's a cry baby
16. He tries to catch flies in his mouth
17. He's just goddam crazy
18. He points guns a lot
19. He cries even more
20. He's an alcoholic.
21. His tattoes were not worth a whole episode.
22. He failed anger management training
23. He wastes the battery power by over use of walkie talkies
24. He doesn't like to share. "That walkie talkie is mine - you can't have it"
25. His relationship with women suck.
26. His bedside manners are terrible.
27. He may be a great spinal surgeon, but he is a lousy doctor. He never recognized that Charlie had an addiction. Locke did.
28. He created a nonexistant Army and left the castaways in jeopardy with the Others.
29. His chest hair just doesn't cut the mustard compared to Ben ;D
30. No matter how long they stay at the beach and cannot get to a barber, his beard never grows much longer (except when he moves back to LA), and his hair never grows. The man has a Peter Pan clomplex.
31. His paranoia about his father having an affair with his ex wife drove dear old Dad back to the bottle- which led to him screwing up that surgery in Season 1 in the first place, which led to him losing his job and dying. And if the original Dr Shephard is in fact still alive on the island or some kind of Jacob, then every rotten thing he does from then on in is on Jack as well. Way to go.
32. He smells. Remember? His pre-wife Sarah said so post-op, and he had taken a shower. Kate noticed. It's only a matter of time for Juliet to catch a whiff. Thank goodness we don't have smell-o-vision. Sorry, just had to put that out there.
33. He is selfish and wants to get of the island so desperately that he even scarifies 3 of his friends (Sayid, Bernard, Jin) for his personal goal.