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Post by WinZFactor on Jun 29, 2009 21:31:05 GMT -4
Jacob has been poked by Benjamin Linus
Comments:
Jacob : Dude, hey! That was WAY more than a poke! OW! OW!
70 of your friends are attending Oceanic Flight 815
DHARMA initiative closed his account.
Neil Frogurt is ON FIRE, BABY!! (literally, btw)
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And now... THE ISLAND's NEWS FEED!!
The Island activated its' account
The Island is now friends with The Hostiles
The Island is now friends with DHARMA Initiative
DHARMA Initiavite added crazy experiments, killing hostiles, killing bunnies, makin' babies to activities.
The Island and DHARMA Initiative are no longer friends.
The Island wrote on The Hostiles' wall:
"SRSLY FINISH THEEEMMM!!!!"
The Island is now friends with Benjamin Linus.
The Hostiles are attending The Purge.
Benjamin Linus is attending The Purge.
The Hostile sent DHARMA Initiative 385 cans of toxic gas.
Comments:
Benjamin Linus: Hostiles FTW!
The Island is yeah baby!
DHARMA Initiative closed its' account.
<fast forward>
The Island is now friends with Oceanic Flight 815
Comments:
Benjamin Linus: WTFFFFFF??
Goodwin Stanhope and Ethan Rom are attending Infiltrate the Survivors.
Charlie Pace killed Ethan Rom.
Comments:
Richard Alpert: Alas, Ethan. We hardly knew ya.
Benjamin Linus: lolz. Amateur.
50 of your friend are attending Remembering Ethan Rom Dinner Party.
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part 2 coming soon
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Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jun 30, 2009 16:58:54 GMT -4
Lol! Totally doing one, but of course Richard's wall because I'm awesome (oh, and he is too. But me mainly ^_^): Richard Alpert joined Facebook. Richard Alpert is now friends with The Island and Jacob. CommentsMiB:Ay! Richard Alpert can't believe how good this new moisturiser Jacob gave me is! I'll treasure it always. Richard Alpert is bored. Richard Alpert became friends with John Locke. Richard Alpert WTF?? Some bald old guy just stormed into the camp and claimed to be the leader! I'm the leader right now, thank you very much. Richard Alpert just elected Elouise Hawking as "The Leader". Richard Alpert nearly got shot at by some old geezer. But Ellie PWNED him!! Comments:Charles Widmore:Go Ellie! Will reward you tonight  Richard Alpert is feeling rather sexy, swinging this pickaxe. Must do it again sometime ... Fangirls like this. Richard Alpert became friends with Benjamin Linus. Richard Alpert has cut his hair. Richard Alpert wrote on Jack Shephard's wall: WTF is up with Locke?? Mad old geezer. Comes storming in claiming he's the leader, and he's not even special. Richard Alpert thinks Jacob seems tired. Maybe he's run out of moisuriser? I'll lend him some of mine. I still look young! W00t! CommentsCharles Widmore: Jealous!! Richard Alpert is attenting the Purge. Will do rest tomorrow ^_^ |
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Post by WinZFactor on Jul 1, 2009 4:33:56 GMT -4
The Island's news feed... PART 2! -------------------------------------------------- Goodwin Stanhope closed his account Juliet Burke I STILL LOVE HIM WTFFFFF Comments:Benjamin Linus: BUT YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!!!11!!@ The Island > John Locke: You're kinda cool. Let's be BFFs  Comments:Benjamin Linus: *cries* Oceanic Flight 815 changes its' username to The Losties.The Losties are now friends with Desmond Hume. Benjamin Linus changed his username to Henry Gale.Henry Gale is caught in a net. SRSLY! SOMEONE HELP MEEE! Danielle Rousseau has arrowed Henry Gale using the SuperPoke! application. Comments:Henry Gale: Ouch. The Island: Let Jack do his thing, and I'll do the rest. Jack Shephard is now friends with Henry GaleComments:Jack Shephard: but I need to lock u up. Sayid Jarrah is now friends with Henry GaleHenry Gale and John Locke are now friends. Ana Lucia > Henry Gale: Where the heck is your balloon? Henry Gale choked Ana Lucia using the SuperPoke! application. John Locke bashed Henry Gale's head using his crutch using the SuperPoke! application. Comments:Henry Gale: I'm glad my head didn't break. more to come, I guess |
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Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jul 1, 2009 8:30:57 GMT -4
Richard's news feed, continued .....
Richard Alpert can't remember his birthday.
Richard Alpert removed Benjamin Linus's birthday from his calendar.
Richard Alpert is bathing in Miami.
Richard Alpert installed the "Places You Have Been" application. He added "The Island", "Miami" and "Wherever the hell I came from in the first place" to his map.
Richard Alpert wonders where Locke went. I welcome him home, and he runs off! Bastard.
Richard Alpert misses the Barracks.
Richard Alpert just added the "Ship in a Bottle" application.
Richard Alpert and Vanessa are now friends.
Richard Alpert created the album "Sexy Specs Pics! Oh yeah!"
Richard Alpert is starting to think John Locke might be trouble .....
Richard Alpert became friends with Illana.
Richard Alpert would like to remind everyone that he is NOT called Ricardus no more! He is now Richard. Deal with it, yo.
Richard Alpert WHO TEH FRIK IS THAT IN JACOB'S CRIB??
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Post by lostali75 on Jul 1, 2009 8:52:10 GMT -4
Richard Alpert removed Benjamin Linus's birthday from his calendar. > Richard Alpert : jerk Richard Alpert WHO THE FRIK IS THAT IN JACOB'S CRIB?? > Richard Alpert : oh, SNAP! |
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Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jul 2, 2009 16:35:04 GMT -4
Because I'm bored, and in a rp mood, but can't post yet, and also because I'm cool, I'm gonna do a rp news feed ... but just Richard/Carrie 'cos I know that plot best ^_^ will do everyone elses plots when I can be bothered to re-read the rp. --Five years ago-- Carolyna Copeland is now friends with Richard Alpert. Carolyna Copeland NEW JOB! W00t! *does a happy dance* Go me ... go me ... Michael Kelso >> Carolyna CopelandGonna miss you! Have fun @ new job. Carolyna Copeland has a rather large amount of butterflies in her tummy. Richard Alpert feels strange .... Carolyna Copeland and Richard Alpert are attending Random swim at waterfall. Carolyna Copeland is now in a relationship with Richard Alpert. CommentsMichael Kelso Sabrina CopelandPfft. Carolyna Copeland ;D Richard Alpert is very happy right now!!!!!! --Four years ago-- Richard Alpert is now friends with Zoe. CommentsCarolyna CopelandEr, 'scuse me! Zoe BOO YEAH! HAVE SOME! Richard Alpert feels gulity right now. --Three years ago-- Carolyna Copeland is now friends with Juliet Burke. CommentsJuliet Burke--After the crash-- Carolyna Copeland added "music" and "Richard" to her interests. Richard Alpert is hot and sweaty. CommentsCarolyna CopelandCarolyna Copeland, Richard Alpert and Zoe are all attending "Hydra lock-up". Carolyna Copeland and Zoe are now friends. Zoe is so annoyed -_- CommentsCarolyna CopelandAhahahahahahaha! ... sorry. Carolyna Copeland just thwacked Zoe. CommentsJuliet BurkeYikes :/ Benjamin LinusThis could be good or bad ... Carolyna Copeland >> Richard Alpert I can't believe you! Srsly! Carolyna Copeland changed her relationship status from "in a relationship" to "single". Carolyna Copeland is now living with Juliet Burke. Juliet Burke kinda wishes Carrie would wash .... CommentsCarolyna CopelandSorry. ;D Zoe WOAH, OVERREACTING CARRIE!!!!! Carolyna Copeland just got shot by Charlie Pace. Richard Alpert is getting tired now ..... Carolyna Copeland feels a bit dazed. Richard Alpert is now in a relationship with Carolyna Copeland. Michael Kelso BOO! Ahahahaha. CommentsCarolyna CopelandOmgitsyou! Richard AlpertAy! Michael Kelso just had sex with Carolyna Copeland. CommentsBenjamin LinusAhh yes, everything's going to plan now! Wait, did I say that out loud?? Richard Alpert Carrie!! Carolyna Copeland just installed the Places You Have Been application. She added "Wolverhampton", "Cardiff", "The Island", "Dharmaville", "Hydra" and "Survivors' Camp" to her map. Carolyna Copeland is now friends with Rose Nadler, Hugo "Hurley" Reyes and Smokey. Umm ..... I guess that's it. Will do other peeps when I can be arsed .... ;D |
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Post by inia on Jul 3, 2009 18:07:55 GMT -4
Hugo Reyes became a fan of Apollo bars
Miles Straume won 3,2 million in Texas HodEm poker
Benjamin Linus sent you a Wooden Carved Doll
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Post by tigerlily on Jul 4, 2009 0:30:12 GMT -4
Kate Austen doesn't do taco night
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Post by bobdoc on Jul 6, 2009 13:15:30 GMT -4
James Ford misses a guy named LaFleur
Desmond Hume breaks up with the island.
Jacob's least favorite dress color is black
Sayid Jarrah is in no mood to be saved
Hurley is the most promising screenwriter of 1977
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Post by tigerlily on Jul 6, 2009 13:27:19 GMT -4
Jack Shephard got a new tattoo!
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Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jul 6, 2009 13:47:30 GMT -4
MiB and John Locke merged their accounts.
The Hostiles! Here are some people you may know:
Jughead
Two mutual friends: 1954 Government and Daniel Faraday.
Hugo Reyes changed his username to "The_Fat_Guy77"
Kevin closed his account.
Comments
Desmond Hume
Byeeeeeee! Will miss you! *hogs Dharma food*
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Post by tigerlily on Jul 6, 2009 15:17:24 GMT -4
Jack Shephard walks among us, but is not one of us
Charlie Pace has stepped through the looking glass
Henry Gale misses Minnesota
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Post by tigerlily on Jul 8, 2009 7:56:35 GMT -4
John Locke just beat Walt at backgammon
Hugo Reyes is playing chess with Mr. Eko
John Locke is now a fan of Driveshaft
Jack Shephard is now a fan of Oxycontin
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Post by bobdoc on Jul 8, 2009 12:43:12 GMT -4
Charlotte Lewis loves her pre-dinner chocolate snacks
Smokey adds Man in Black to his friends list
Kate Austin had to cancel her reunion with Claire
Charles Widmore needs to reread the definition of 'sacrifice'
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Post by tigerlily on Jul 8, 2009 13:27:17 GMT -4
Hugo Reyes is watching 'Xanadu' with Sawyer
Henry Gale wants milk with his cereal
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Carrie!! 
