Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jul 15, 2009 8:55:59 GMT -4
Post your favourite quotes that aren't from LOST 
Simpsons
HOMER: The bears should pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax.
LISA: That's the home owner tax!
HOMER: In your face, Space Coyote!
HOMER: Trying is the first step towards faliure.
HOMER: English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
HOMER: Oh, they have the internet on computers now.
HOMER: If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
COMIC BOOK GUY: There is no emoticon to express what I am feeling right now!
HOMER: Save me, Jeebus!
HOMER: It's true! I'm a rageoholic! I just can't live without rageohol!
MARGE: Stop pestering Satan!
HOMER: I wish God were alive to see this.
HOMER: What's the point in going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
HOMER: Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spiderpig.
HOMER: Son, someday, you'll be a great dad.
BART: Aww, thanks Dad. Someday, you will too.
Futurama
ZOIDBERG: Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
BENDER: I'm so embarassed. I just wish everybody else was dead.
LEELA: They're not evil! But don't be confused. They are jerks.
COPBOT: Better do what he says, he's a whale biologist.
FRY: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You gotta hope even more and cover your ears and go like "bla bla bla bla bla bla".
AMY: Aww, he looks like a little insane drunken angel!
BENDER: When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?
PROFESSOR: After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?
FRY: Choke on that, causality!
ZAPP: You win again, gravaity!
BENDER: You can interface with my ass. By biting it!
BENDER: Yeah, life is hilariously cruel. [laughs]
FRY: But you're better than normal - you're abnormal!
PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
FRY: They're like sex ... except I'm having them!
DOCBOT: Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
PROFESSOR: Now, you know that I always say "good news!" when sending you on a dangerous mission. So when I say this mission is dangerous, you know how dangerous it really is.
HERMES: Not dangerous at all?
PROFESSOR: Quite dangerous, actually.
HERMES: That is quite dangerous!
LEELA: You have such nice handwriting!
BENDER: Thanks! My grandpa was a laser printer.
LEELA: Come on, Bender! Your grandma could push harder than that!
BENDER: No crap. My grandma was a bulldozer.
Hannah Montana[/u]
ROBBY RAY: You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.
MILEY: Dad, that is... the smartest thing you've ever said!
ROBBY RAY: You what they say, every now and again, even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.
LILLY: And that is the weirdest.
ROBBY RAY: [holding up fish] Look at the size of this bad boy! Put up quite a battle, too. It was him! Then it was me! Then it was him! Then it was me!
JACKSON: Dad, you got him at the fish mart.
ROBBY RAY: Yeah, but you should have seen the size of the lady who tried to take him from me. It was her! Then it was…
JACKSON: Alright, alright Dad, I get it.
JACKSON: [wearing Ozzy Osbourne-esque sunglasses] Woah, rock 'n' roll! SHARON!
JACKSON: [again wearing the Ozzy Osbourne-esque sunglasses] Sharon! I'm so confused!!
MILEY: Lilly, I'm serious. How can I go out with a guy who doesn't like half of me?
LILLY: He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just let him think the half of you he likes is all of you. As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you should make a beautiful couple.
OLIVER: I'll never get chick math.
LILLY: But the mall has cute clothes.
MILEY: But the beach has cute boys.
LILLY: To the beach!
Simpsons
HOMER: The bears should pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax.
LISA: That's the home owner tax!
HOMER: In your face, Space Coyote!
HOMER: Trying is the first step towards faliure.
HOMER: English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
HOMER: Oh, they have the internet on computers now.
HOMER: If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
COMIC BOOK GUY: There is no emoticon to express what I am feeling right now!
HOMER: Save me, Jeebus!
HOMER: It's true! I'm a rageoholic! I just can't live without rageohol!
MARGE: Stop pestering Satan!
HOMER: I wish God were alive to see this.
HOMER: What's the point in going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
HOMER: Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spiderpig.
HOMER: Son, someday, you'll be a great dad.
BART: Aww, thanks Dad. Someday, you will too.
Futurama
ZOIDBERG: Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
BENDER: I'm so embarassed. I just wish everybody else was dead.
LEELA: They're not evil! But don't be confused. They are jerks.
COPBOT: Better do what he says, he's a whale biologist.
FRY: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You gotta hope even more and cover your ears and go like "bla bla bla bla bla bla".
AMY: Aww, he looks like a little insane drunken angel!
BENDER: When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?
PROFESSOR: After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?
FRY: Choke on that, causality!
ZAPP: You win again, gravaity!
BENDER: You can interface with my ass. By biting it!
BENDER: Yeah, life is hilariously cruel. [laughs]
FRY: But you're better than normal - you're abnormal!
PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
FRY: They're like sex ... except I'm having them!
DOCBOT: Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
PROFESSOR: Now, you know that I always say "good news!" when sending you on a dangerous mission. So when I say this mission is dangerous, you know how dangerous it really is.
HERMES: Not dangerous at all?
PROFESSOR: Quite dangerous, actually.
HERMES: That is quite dangerous!
LEELA: You have such nice handwriting!
BENDER: Thanks! My grandpa was a laser printer.
LEELA: Come on, Bender! Your grandma could push harder than that!
BENDER: No crap. My grandma was a bulldozer.
Hannah Montana[/u]
ROBBY RAY: You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.
MILEY: Dad, that is... the smartest thing you've ever said!
ROBBY RAY: You what they say, every now and again, even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.
LILLY: And that is the weirdest.
ROBBY RAY: [holding up fish] Look at the size of this bad boy! Put up quite a battle, too. It was him! Then it was me! Then it was him! Then it was me!
JACKSON: Dad, you got him at the fish mart.
ROBBY RAY: Yeah, but you should have seen the size of the lady who tried to take him from me. It was her! Then it was…
JACKSON: Alright, alright Dad, I get it.
JACKSON: [wearing Ozzy Osbourne-esque sunglasses] Woah, rock 'n' roll! SHARON!
JACKSON: [again wearing the Ozzy Osbourne-esque sunglasses] Sharon! I'm so confused!!
MILEY: Lilly, I'm serious. How can I go out with a guy who doesn't like half of me?
LILLY: He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just let him think the half of you he likes is all of you. As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you should make a beautiful couple.
OLIVER: I'll never get chick math.
LILLY: But the mall has cute clothes.
MILEY: But the beach has cute boys.
LILLY: To the beach!
