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Post by Edith S. Baker on Jun 20, 2007 9:28:28 GMT -4
* that if you are going to break a balloonist neck and take over his identity, make sure that you look in his wallet. He may have written a note to his wife on a $20.00 bill and thus, blow your cover.
* that people get excited about going camping even when they live on a beach and are camping.
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Post by henryrocks on Jun 20, 2007 9:41:18 GMT -4
• Don't ever pick up dolls laying on the forest floor. • Nadia Comenici was the greatest athlete that ever lived. • Hamsters are an underutilized resource as generators. • Backgammon is the one of the oldest games on earth. • Ethan is great at kidnapping pregnant women but don't ask him to fix your plumbing.  |
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Post by GL-12 on Jun 20, 2007 9:44:54 GMT -4
Ernest Hemingway was jealous of Fyodor Dostoevsky. psst - that one was made up. People looked everywhere to substantiate that after that ep, and never saw anything  Silly writers. Are you saying Locke would make stuff up just so it would fit in with the theme of the episode? Next you'll tell me there aren't 550,000 cubic feet of helium in a hot-air balloon! |
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Post by amestes on Jun 20, 2007 9:45:56 GMT -4
Never trust a farmer behind on his mortgage payments. If you meet a doctor with tattoos and think there might be an interesting story behind them, think again. Never fall for the old Wookiee prisoner gag. That only fools are enslaved by time and space, apparently. That I am by no means the only one who finds unconventional-looking villains damn attractive. OK, I'm going to stop now. Ohhh these are crackin' me up! Keep 'em coming! ;D |
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Post by henryrocks on Jun 20, 2007 9:54:53 GMT -4
*Don't listen to Jack, even if he represents Reason.
*People you would never think are crazy, are (Hurley), and people you would suspect (Ben) aren't.
*Be happy you've never won the lottery.
*Don't expect to lose any weight if you're marooned on an island. Oh, and if you speak a different language, expect not to begin picking it up for quite some time.
*REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS.
*If someone starts wigging out in front of you, it would be wise to stop being a smart-aleck. They might wring your neck.
*Even if you sound like an expert on dynamite, you're likely to get blown up.
*Don't worry if you're trapped somewhere and find a big hidden map with weird notations and can't remember it later. It's not important.
*Watch out for hidden cables in the sand!
*Never trust a hobbit (*sure* he can't swim ;D)
*If you're a guy, you should actually be enthused about crash-landing on a beach with other women. They are going to look spectacular, even after just giving birth.
*Listen to the voice in your gut. DO NOT DRINK THE ORANGE JUICE.
*Screaming, "Don't tell me what I can't do!" never solved anything.
*I AM the type of person who might write a fan letter. Or squeal when a male actor comes onscreen. Or spend hours online researching him. And writing fan fiction centered around him.
*If you suspect someone, check to see if they have six toes.
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Post by henryrocks on Jun 20, 2007 9:58:06 GMT -4
*Oh, and if your father starts torturing your boyfriend, it's probably because he doesn't want the two of you to have sex.
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Post by Edith S. Baker on Jun 20, 2007 10:15:32 GMT -4
* that if you never held a gun in your life, you are still a great marksman.
* that you can walk practically barefoot for months at a time and nothing will happen to you; but if your girlfriend has a spider in a jar and throws it at you you will be bitten by a venomous spider for sure.
* that even if no combs or brushes are found in the plane wreckage, you will still have fabulous looking hair.
* that it is OK to act as a bully a beat up a has-been bassist rock star. No one will stop you. In fact, everyone will hate the victim.
* You can kill a polar bear in a cave in the tropics with a can of hair spray.
* You can write a long note on a post-it note and attach it to a bird's foot, and you can be sure that the bird will take it to another part of the world without wetting or loosing the note.
(I will think of more)
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Post by marzella on Jun 20, 2007 10:38:40 GMT -4
Don't let Locke lure you into a slave ship or precariously-balanced plane. Only bad things will come of it.
That, much as I like to pretend otherwise in the real world, I am not above writing fanfic.
It is possible to become a universally-adored heroine by simply repeating the following sentences ad infinitum: 'Where's Jack?', 'We have to tell Jack' and 'I'm coming with you, Jack'.
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Post by bobdoc on Jun 20, 2007 10:58:57 GMT -4
If someone stares at a burning wheelchair, it's probably because he remembers being in it
The bodies of dead doctors are really rude in not letting you see it's dead body for 3 seasons
Never ever speak out loud that someone is influtrating your camp, or else he'll kidnap pregnant women and then you'll never make friends with people that actually live in real homes.
Being born early gives you the power to overthrow an entire scientific organization in one day
When you shoot someone with an arrow, it might be nice to actually check him for grenades at some point
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Post by henryrocks on Jun 20, 2007 11:12:18 GMT -4
Listen to Sayid. Unless you INTEND to be harpooned by a giant arrow, of course.
Hatches have thin doors.
When torturing someone, take especial note if he ever tries to inject humor in the discussion. Dead giveaway right there.
When torturing someone, ask yourself: "Do I feel guilty about doing this?" If not, the person is lying.
A prime time for hooking up is when you have the chance to escape from your captors, and are in inside a giant bear cage with cameras trained on you.
Being a dentist is a shameful thing.
Count your lucky stars if you a) are good with electronics, or b) are a fantastic musician, or at least know all the notes to "Good Vibrations."
And, of course, if you're an actor on a high-profile show, NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. ;D
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Post by Edith S. Baker on Jun 20, 2007 11:59:48 GMT -4
VW busses have no problem holding gasoline in their tanks even when left under a hot tropical sun for over 11 years.
There is no need to take your jeans off when going swimming or when trying to save someone who is drowning.
Apollo bars don't melt in the hot sun.
Apollo bars are good sources of nutrition that should be handed to children to eat at will.
Never try to kill a man who wears an eye patch. It doesn't work.
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Post by Henry Gale on Jun 20, 2007 15:07:03 GMT -4
orange gap t- shirts arer really in Agreed. ;D |
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Post by Kim on Jun 20, 2007 16:17:50 GMT -4
Lost has taught me to appreciate the art of reading again.
Lots of people have something from their past they want to hide.
I am always attracted to the mysterious villian type guys (although we know Ben will turn out to be the good guy ;D )
It is possible to become addicted to a TV show (first one for me)
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Post by benobsessed on Jun 20, 2007 17:14:25 GMT -4
 that obsessions with men on tv are better than real life boyfriends because they never let u down that diamonds are not really a girls best friend (look at Nikki) Whatever anti aging pill Richard has- I WANT SOME!!! (sorry very depressed at mo)
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Post by henryrocks on Jun 20, 2007 18:31:52 GMT -4
Lost has taught me to appreciate the art of reading again.  Just for that, the whole show is worth it.  |
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