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Post by Jo (chielohana) on Jun 28, 2008 12:33:55 GMT -4
Jack: You picking up a little Korean there, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say "faster" and "hump".
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Post by benlinusisagoodguy on Jun 28, 2008 13:07:39 GMT -4
KEAMY: So tell me something, Ben. What is it that makes you so important, hmm? I'm curious. I'm curious as to why Mr. Widmore would pay me so much money just to come out here and Hump you and bring you back alive.
BEN: Charles Widmore tell you to Hump my daughter?
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Post by bobdoc on Jun 29, 2008 11:02:24 GMT -4
Locke: You just killed everyone on the boat!
Ben: Hump?
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Post by benlinusisagoodguy on Jun 30, 2008 4:08:41 GMT -4
BEN: He actually thinks Humping was his idea. Not bad, John. Not bad at all.
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Post by bobdoc on Jul 31, 2008 12:10:15 GMT -4
Jack: Kate, damnit, HUMP!!
Ben: Goodbye, John....I'm sorry I made your hump so miserable.
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Post by Nuala on May 26, 2009 16:14:08 GMT -4
 this thread is o much fun!!! Maybe we should use another world, dontcha think??? Meanwhile, i'm using "hump"... BEN: Sun, I had no idea it would happen. I've seen this Island do miraculous things. I've seen it heal the sick, but never once has it done anything like this. Hump is hump. You don't get to come back from that, not even here. So the fact that John Locke is humping around this Island... scares the living hell out of me. |
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Post by truthful on Jun 6, 2009 14:03:44 GMT -4
haahahhaah.....so funny
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Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jun 9, 2009 6:11:00 GMT -4
BOONE: Shannon, you're never going to believe this.
SHANNON: You learnt how to hump your own shoelaces?
BOONE: Oh, ha ha. Someone built a hump course.
SHANNON: Are you high?
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Post by Nuala on Jun 9, 2009 16:38:58 GMT -4
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Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jun 14, 2009 4:38:52 GMT -4
Kate:I'm sorry I humped you.
Jack: I'm not.
Locke: Remind me why we're keeping him alive?
Sayid: What do you suggest we do -- hump him like a dog?
Locke: No, I like dogs.
Hurley: Wanna fry?
Sayid: No, thank you.
Hurley: You know maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around humping people.
MiB: Do you have any idea how badly I want to hump you?
JACOB: Yes.
SAWYER: I saw Kate.
JULIET: What?
SAWYER: Last night, in the jungle. Before the last flash. She was humping Claire's baby.
JULIET: But that was two months ago.
SAWYER: Time travel's a bitch.
RICHARD: How do I know you weren’t sent here on some suicide mission? I’ll take you out to the bomb, and you’ll just detonate it.
FARADAY: [pause] Because I'm in love with the woman sitting next to me. [Charlotte looks up in shock] And I would never...I would never do anything to hump her.
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Post by WinZFactor on Jun 14, 2009 4:48:19 GMT -4
OMG LOL! *wipes away tears*
I'm so bad at this, so here we go:
KATE: Where did that come from?
SAWYER: Probably Hump Village. How the hell do I know?
LOCKE: Don't tell me what I can't hump!
JACK:But if we can't live together - we're gonna hump alone.
ROUSSEAU: You have three choices: run, hide... or hump.
RICHARD: It's beautiful isn't it. No matter how much time you spend on the Island you just never get tired of this hump.
JACOB: Hump me.
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Post by Belle MacFarlane on Jul 1, 2009 8:55:36 GMT -4
Okay, gonna change the word now. Umm .... let's go with .... rape. Keeping with the sex theme here. ^_^
MiB: Mind if I rape you?
JACOB: Please. You want some fish?
MiB: No thank you, I just ate.
JACOB: I take it you're here because of the rape.
SAWYER: Why the hell would he do that?
KATE: Does it matter? We have to rape him.
SAWYER: Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
SAWYER: Did you not hear me shout "meet at the creek"?
BERNARD: There were flaming arrows raining down around us, raping everyone we knew - well sure, we heard you!
ILLANA: Richard...I'm Illana. I have something you need to rape.
RICHARD: Yes, I was here 30 years ago and yes I do remember these people. I remember meeting them very clearly because...I watched them all rape.
JACK: All the rape that we have been through would just wipe clean, like it never happened.
KATE: It was NOT all rape!
JACK: Enough of it was!
JACK: Maybe I was wrong!
KATE: No, you were raped!
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Post by WinZFactor on Jul 1, 2009 9:02:09 GMT -4
Hmm.. was it me, or did Shannon called the caves "Rape cave"?  |
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Post by lostali75 on Jul 1, 2009 9:09:03 GMT -4
Okay, gonna change the word now. Umm .... let's go with .... rape. Keeping with the sex theme here. ^_^ MiB: Mind if I rape you? JACOB: Please. You want some fish? MiB: No thank you, I just ate. JACOB: I take it you're here because of the rape. SAWYER: Why the hell would he do that? KATE: Does it matter? We have to rape him. SAWYER: Sorry, I'm gonna pass. SAWYER: Did you not hear me shout "meet at the creek"? BERNARD: There were flaming arrows raining down around us, raping everyone we knew - well sure, we heard you! ILLANA: Richard...I'm Illana. I have something you need to rape. RICHARD: Yes, I was here 30 years ago and yes I do remember these people. I remember meeting them very clearly because...I watched them all rape. JACK: All the rape that we have been through would just wipe clean, like it never happened. KATE: It was NOT all rape! JACK: Enough of it was! JACK: Maybe I was wrong! KATE: No, you were raped! I'm gonna go ahead and say that that word should be taken out of the English language. Dane Cook is right! |
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Post by Nuala on Jul 1, 2009 11:43:14 GMT -4
Dane Cook is always right!!! He's so funny... i <3 him
And i'm with you Ali... Belle do you mind if we change the word??? Maybe some other that sounds funny... or that means something funny... dunno which one... you guys that are more creative could come up with something else!
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