Post by Desmonds Bunny on May 4, 2006 14:22:38 GMT -4
It's kind of cool, HANSORG = 4267674. It may be busy so just try again. I'm on the phone right now with it. Lol, it's great. I got this transcript from IMDb. Also make sure you get the number right. There's this guy whos number is very close and he's been getting tons of calls. Lol so double check.
"Below is a transcript of audio recordings on 1-877-HANSORG I put together this morning. it is not perfect so if you can fill in or correct any mistakes please do... lots of product placement... weird. This should save you from having to call in over and over again and that pesky busy signal."
______________________________________________________________________
Welcome to the Hanso Foundation… reaching out to a better tomorrow
If you know parties extension you may enter it now
For General Information Press 1
For Alvar Hanso Press 2
For Thomas Verner Middleverk Press 3
For Hue Macintyre Press 4
For Peter Thompson Press 5
Thanks you and Nomistay
If you press 1
(Speech in Foreign Language)
I got my mind on Sprite man…
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
The Hanso Foundation is located at 544 Parson Singby BK 1604 Copenhagen V and on the world wide web at www.thehansofoundation.org. Here you can view our divers programs, view our television advertisements, get to know our executives and catch up on recent company news.
Thank you for your interest in the Hanso Foundation
Nomistay
(call ends)
If you press 2
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Right now if you post your resume on monster.com …
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
You’ve reached the office of Alvar Hanso president and CEO of the Hanso Foundation … (Static) (Different Voice) Where is Alvar Hanso what have they done with him he was in charge…
(You are returned to the main menu)
If you press 3
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Blend of hard-core lemon and lime creates limon….
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
You’ve reached the office of Dr Thomas Verner Middleverk Senior Vice President, COO and chief technologist of the Hanso Foundation. I will be un reachable for the next three weeks however for those employees of Pate Petty industry and Whitmore corporation engaged in active projects I will be continuously updating the confidential information access line. Please refer to your project manual for hotline access instructions.
Thank you and Nomistay
(call ends)
If you press 4
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Baby ducks in a Jeep on the New York street…
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
Hi this is Hue Macintyre Vice President and Communications Director of the Hanso Foundation. I will return to the office in two weeks. If you are calling about the inquiry into the Korean off shore project please contact hang up and contact our legal department To hear more information about juke the worlds oldest orangutan please refer to our website www.thehansofoundation.org
Thank you and Nomistay
(Static)
Message 1… (Male Voice) Hue… Thomas, just got the changes good work we should go ahead and rename the accelerated remote viewing facility as well we’ve got to put a public face on all of this.
Message 2…(Female Voice) Hue… Darla, I need to talk to you about Shrilanka this just isn’t right.
End Messages Good Bye
(call ends)
If you press 5
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Right now if you post your resume on monster.com …
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
(Female Voice) Hello you have reached the office of Peter Thompson Vice President and General Secretary of the Hanso Foundation. Mr. Thompson regrets to inform you that if this is regarding Korean offshore project he must decline to comment…
(Male Voice) Give me the phone Irean… give it…This is Peter Thompson I with to remind those of you that you make threats against me or my colleges or the Whitmore cooperation that these actions are criminal. We will find you and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
Nomistay
(call ends)
"Below is a transcript of audio recordings on 1-877-HANSORG I put together this morning. it is not perfect so if you can fill in or correct any mistakes please do... lots of product placement... weird. This should save you from having to call in over and over again and that pesky busy signal."
______________________________________________________________________
Welcome to the Hanso Foundation… reaching out to a better tomorrow
If you know parties extension you may enter it now
For General Information Press 1
For Alvar Hanso Press 2
For Thomas Verner Middleverk Press 3
For Hue Macintyre Press 4
For Peter Thompson Press 5
Thanks you and Nomistay
If you press 1
(Speech in Foreign Language)
I got my mind on Sprite man…
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
The Hanso Foundation is located at 544 Parson Singby BK 1604 Copenhagen V and on the world wide web at www.thehansofoundation.org. Here you can view our divers programs, view our television advertisements, get to know our executives and catch up on recent company news.
Thank you for your interest in the Hanso Foundation
Nomistay
(call ends)
If you press 2
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Right now if you post your resume on monster.com …
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
You’ve reached the office of Alvar Hanso president and CEO of the Hanso Foundation … (Static) (Different Voice) Where is Alvar Hanso what have they done with him he was in charge…
(You are returned to the main menu)
If you press 3
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Blend of hard-core lemon and lime creates limon….
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
You’ve reached the office of Dr Thomas Verner Middleverk Senior Vice President, COO and chief technologist of the Hanso Foundation. I will be un reachable for the next three weeks however for those employees of Pate Petty industry and Whitmore corporation engaged in active projects I will be continuously updating the confidential information access line. Please refer to your project manual for hotline access instructions.
Thank you and Nomistay
(call ends)
If you press 4
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Baby ducks in a Jeep on the New York street…
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
Hi this is Hue Macintyre Vice President and Communications Director of the Hanso Foundation. I will return to the office in two weeks. If you are calling about the inquiry into the Korean off shore project please contact hang up and contact our legal department To hear more information about juke the worlds oldest orangutan please refer to our website www.thehansofoundation.org
Thank you and Nomistay
(Static)
Message 1… (Male Voice) Hue… Thomas, just got the changes good work we should go ahead and rename the accelerated remote viewing facility as well we’ve got to put a public face on all of this.
Message 2…(Female Voice) Hue… Darla, I need to talk to you about Shrilanka this just isn’t right.
End Messages Good Bye
(call ends)
If you press 5
(Speech in Foreign Language)
Right now if you post your resume on monster.com …
Welcome to Verizon’s voice messaging service
(Female Voice) Hello you have reached the office of Peter Thompson Vice President and General Secretary of the Hanso Foundation. Mr. Thompson regrets to inform you that if this is regarding Korean offshore project he must decline to comment…
(Male Voice) Give me the phone Irean… give it…This is Peter Thompson I with to remind those of you that you make threats against me or my colleges or the Whitmore cooperation that these actions are criminal. We will find you and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
Nomistay
(call ends)